“When You Play the Violin” by the Gothic Archies, featuring some of Stephin Merritt’s best songwriting ever.I’ve endured struggling and thuggery, sir
Physical Ed and psychosis
Sculleries, skulls, and skullduggeries, sir
Haplessness, hype and hypnosisBut, oy vey!
The horrible din
When you play the violin
You betray an ear made of tin
When you play, when you slay
The violin