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Who will talk about V8? Who will be man or woman enough to step to the plate, to talk about V8? I will step to this plate. I will be man or woman enough to talk about V8.
V8 is the most singularly satisfying beverage available to a man or a woman. It is salty like soup and bloody like meat. It cures what ails you. It costs very little. It languishes on forgotten shelves, near buttermilks and cottage cheeses. It asks little of you. It is a strong and quiet companion. It has quite a physique under that shirt. You’ve never felt pecs like that. It is V8, and it is great.
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