Awesome review by Colin Covert of Gulliver’s Travels in the Star Tribune today.
“Some films are phoned in. The staggeringly awful ‘Gulliver’s Travels’ was texted.”
“The only upside of this bomb’s release would be if Jonathan Swift clawed his way from the grave and wreaked ghastly zombie revenge on those responsible.”
“The guiding principle is that Black’s tired man-child shtick will be fresh and new if he looks 90 feet tall.”
“A wandering mind isn’t just inevitable in a movie like this, it’s a matter of self-defense. Instead of prohibiting unauthorized cell phone use, the ushers for ‘Gulliver’s Travels’ should confiscate viewers’ belts and shoelaces.”
0 out of 4 stars.
I’M SO MAD
ABOUT THIS MOVIE
This is an awesome review.
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